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Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's up tight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?
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88 min
2009-11-24
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Charlie
Dan
Vicki
Zach
Emily
Amanda
Ralph White
Jimmy Lunchbox
Yancy Devlin
Gary - Child Proofer #1
Nick - Child Proofer #2
Martha
Gloria Lawrence
Troop Leader Adam
Condo Woman
Tattoo Artist
Yoshiro Nishamura
Riku
Tijuana Priest
Kelly
Singing Waiter
Singing Hostess
Singing Waiter 2
Indian Guy
Hot Waitress
Grandma
Grandpa
Old Guy
Singing Waiter 3
Hot Waitress 2
Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive
Driver
Little Kid
Rayburn & Reed Employee
Spanish Lady
Lazy Pooch Employee
Japanese Flight Attendant
Waiter
Hot Waitress 3
Cute Soccer Kid
Soccer Kid
Soccer Kid
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Back-Up Singer
Back-Up Singer
Back-Up Singer
Muppet
Muppet
Muppet
Muppet
Muppet
Muppet
Gorilla
Zoo Security Guard
Zoo Maintenance
Pretzel Man (uncredited)
Ice Cream Girl (uncredited)
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Hot Jogger (uncredited)
Handyman (uncredited)
Big Tina (uncredited)
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Japanese Security Guard #1 (uncredited)
Airport Security #3 (uncredited)
Commuter (uncredited)
Singing Waiter (uncredited)
Commuter (uncredited)
Businessman (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Singing Waitress (uncredited)
South Beach Dude (uncredited)
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Conga Line Dancer (uncredited)
Girl at Birthday (uncredited)
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