

Ready, Steady, Ommm!
Genres
Overview
Alex and his girlfriend Anna have a problem: Anna couldn't be more pregnant, and neither can find an affordable flat. The only one who can help is Anna's father, Commander Reiker, a sweet but screwy military man who owns an empty house. Reiker, however, to whom the Swiss Army means everything, has problems of his own: how can Switzerland, nation of fabled warriors that even exports its troops to protect the Pope, maintain its fear-inspiring reputation with all the cost-cutting measures? The Army is being forced to save, to restructure, and to take itself seriously. To prevent his ramshackle troops from being axed, Reiker urgently needs help. And just about anyone will do. Like his future son-in-law Alex, the least capable man one could imagine. As a yoga teacher, house-husband and pacifist, Alex has what it takes to be discharged, not put in charge. The pact he concludes with Reiker will not only shake up the Swiss Army, but also Alex's relationship with Anna...
Details
Budget
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Revenue
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Runtime
94 min
Release Date
2013-10-24
Status
Released
Original Language
German
Vote Count
15
Vote Average
5.1
Matthias Britschgi
Alex
Marco Rima
Franz Reiker
Martin Rapold
Weiss
Bruno Cathomas
Brigadier Breitinger
Liliane Amuat
Anna
Sira Topic
Jessica
Adrien Gygax
Cédric
Marco Hostettler
J.P.
Raphael Muff
Gabriel
Foscky Pueta
Jojo
Anastasiya Fomina
Gabriel's lady
Manuela Biedermann
Madam
Cindy Landolt
Woman in bar
Tamara Cantieni
Woman in bar
Manuela Eberhard
Blonde
Heidi Widmer
Gas station clerk
Maryna Velychko
Cedric's lady
Sabrina Amali
Alex's lady
Lina Latte
Bärtschi's lady
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