Stan Helsing
The most feared monsters in cinematic history have met their match...
Genres
Overview
A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?
Details
Budget
$365000
Revenue
$1400000
Runtime
90 min
Release Date
2009-10-23
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
482
Vote Average
4.2
Steve Howey
Stan Helsing
Diora Baird
Nadine
Leslie Nielsen
Kay
Kenan Thompson
Teddy
Tara Wilson
Screaming Woman
Ben Cotton
Fweddy
Ildiko Ferenczi
Bride of Dracula
Desi Lydic
Mia
Elysia Rotaru
Sexy Employee
Zorianna Kit
Herself
Denise Poole
Bride #1
Kathryn Kirkpatrick
Bathroom lady
Twan Holliday
Pleatherface
Alain Chanoine
Guy #1
Charles Zuckermann
Pinhead
Lara Babalola
Employee #2
Jeff Gulka
Lucky
Nathan Dashwood
Busboy
Grayson Gabriel
Michael Jackson
Robin Nielsen
Employee #1
Jon Johnson
Afroman
Lee Tichon
Michael Criers
Mikey Granger
The Robber
Aaron Rota
Hockey Boy / Kid #1
Kelsey McIlroy
Teenager in movie store
Jeremy Crittenden
Altar boy (uncredited)
John Burnside
Security Guard
Holly Eglington
Bride #2
Chad Krowchuk
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