The Cosmos on the Commode
Genres
Overview
Four comedic episodes framed within the story of a tyrannical Zen master and his two hapless disciples.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
100 min
Release Date
2008-12-19
Status
Released
Original Language
Italian
Vote Count
859
Vote Average
5.187
Aldo Baglio
Puk / Aldo / Beniamino / Portrait / Aldo
Giovanni Storti
Master Tsu' Nam / Giovanni / Mario / Portrait / Giovanni
Giacomo Poretti
Pin / Giacomo / Father Bruno / Portrait / Giacomo
Silvana Fallisi
Aldo's wife / Marie Antoniette
Sara D'Amario
Giacomo's wife (Temperatura basale)
Victoria Cabello
Lady with an Ermine
Sergio Bini Bustric
Napoléon Bonaparte
Luciana Turina
la suocera di Aldo (Milano beach)
Cinzia Massironi
Giacomo's wife (Milano Beach)
Debora Villa
Giovanni's wife (Milano beach)
Federica Cifola
Agente Polizia Municipale
Alfredo Colina
Mario
Lucianna De Falco
la zingara
Elena Giusti
Dr. Giuliana Magnaghi Ciurli
Raul Cremona
Dentista (Temperatura basale)
Isabella Ragonese
Pet shop commessa
Angela Finocchiaro
Dr. Alexandra Gastani Frinzi
Marcello Cesena
Jean Claude (uncredited) in Falsi prigionieri
Lorenzo Covello
Giovanni's daughter's boyfriend
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