The Maiden Heist
They're not bad guys, just bad thieves.
Genres
Overview
A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.
Details
Budget
$20000000
Revenue
$96008
Runtime
91 min
Release Date
2009-05-09
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
352
Vote Average
5.636
Morgan Freeman
Charles Peterson
Christopher Walken
Roger Barlow
William H. Macy
George McLendon
Marcia Gay Harden
Rose Barlow
Philip Dorn Hebert
Needlebaum
Todd Weeks
Curator
Bhavesh Patel
Donnie
Stephen Stapinski
Bob
Breckin Meyer
Starving Artist
Wynn Everett
Docent
Joseph McKenna
Lead Villain
Jim Chiros
Sculptor
Bates Wilder
Warehouse Foreman
Anthony Cascio
Tony
Naheem Garcia
Shipping Supervisor
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Pauly
David J. Curtis
Humming Security Guard
Peter Darrigo
Phil
James Welu
Museum Executive
Christy Scott Cashman
Assistant Museum Director
Douglass Bowen Flynn
Danish Guard
Patricia B. Till
Rude Museum Patron
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