

Carry On Henry
A great guy with his 'chopper'!
Genres
Overview
Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry, she is always eating garlic, and refuses to stop. Deciding to get rid of her in his usual manner, Henry has to find some way of doing it without provoking war with Marie's cousin, the King of France. Perhaps if she had an affair...
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
89 min
Release Date
1971-06-03
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
58
Vote Average
6.1
Sid James
King Henry VIII
Kenneth Williams
Thomas Cromwell
Charles Hawtrey
Sir Roger de Lodgerley
Joan Sims
Queen Marie
Terry Scott
Cardinal Wolsey
Barbara Windsor
Bettina
Kenneth Connor
Lord Hampton of Wick
Julian Holloway
Sir Thomas
Peter Gilmore
King Francis of France
Julian Orchard
Duc de Poncenay
Gertan Klauber
Bidet
David Davenport
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Margaret Nolan
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William Mervyn
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Norman Chappell
First Plotter
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Katherine Howard
Derek Francis
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Bill Maynard
Guy Fawkes
Douglas Ridley
Second Plotter
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Marjie Lawrence
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Patsy Rowlands
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Billy Cornelius
Guard
Alan Curtis
Conte di Pisa
Leon Greene
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