Lipstiek Dipstiek
A sexual comedy without boundaries.
Genres
Overview
The story is about Poenie (Franscois Coertze) who burns his scrotum with a welding iron while working on his car and lands in hospital a few days before he is to marry the virgin Martie. This is the first mishap in a series of disasters and misunderstandings that provides many belly-clutching laughs. As Poenie's father Frikadel (Zak du Plessis) puts it, "Die seun sit sy voet uit die voordeur uit en dan is hy kniediep in die kak!"
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
96 min
Release Date
1994-11-25
Status
Released
Original Language
Afrikaans
Vote Count
4
Vote Average
6.4
Francois Coertze
Poenie
Julie Hartley
Catalina
Lizz Meiring
Martie
Jozua van der Lugt
Charl
Zack du Plessis
Frikkadel
Patrick Mynhardt
Oom Disselboom
John Goddard
Receptionist
Helene Truter
Poppie
Johan van der Merwe
Sarel
Julie Strijdom
Martha
Mees Xteen
Dominee
Willemien Du Preez
Mev Dominee
Robin Smith
Frikkie
At Botha
Hotrod
Marga van Rooy
Mev Steyn
Manu Padayachee
Judge Sam Mooza
Elzette Maarschalk
Miss Gouws
Anne Power
Nurse Dolly
Hannes van Wyk
Sgt. Koekemoer
Natalia Da Rocha
Matron
Andre Jaques van der Merwe
Lens Lens
Marcel Van Heerden
Louis Kakiades (as Marchel van Heerden)
Sue Pam Grant
Fanny
Winston Gama
Sgt. Shabalala
Kerneels Coertzen
Koos Klopper
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7.4
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5.5
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6.8
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7.8
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6.5
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6.5
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6.0
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6.4
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7.0
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1.8
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5.4
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6.5
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5.9
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