We'll Never Have Paris
Genres
Overview
Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
89 min
Release Date
2014-10-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
102
Vote Average
4.8
Simon Helberg
Quinn
Melanie Lynskey
Devon
Zachary Quinto
Jameson
Judith Light
Jean
Maggie Grace
Kelsey
Alfred Molina
Terry
Jason Ritter
Kurt
Meredith Hagner
Leah
Geoffrey Cantor
Neighbor
Dana Ivey
Francoise
Jamil Mena
Isaac
Lizan Mitchell
Nurse
Ebon Moss-Bachrach
Guillaume
Fritz Weaver
Phillipe
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