Has Anybody Seen My Pants?
Genres
Overview
Mr. Schmidinger, a Bavarian from Texas, inherits a hotel from his stepbrother in Heidelberg. He flies to Germany, where his luggage and savings are stolen, and finally ends up in his hotel after an adventurous hunt for the suitcase. He checks in incognito and soon realizes that he is in a brothel. The American, horrified and utterly shocked, dismisses the staff and girls in order to turn the dirty inheritance into a clean hotel, but then the protectors spring into action.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
76 min
Release Date
1975-05-30
Status
Released
Original Language
German
Vote Count
2
Vote Average
1
Josef Moosholzer
Schmidinger
Franz Muxeneder
Karli
Elfie Zacharias
Hilde vom Summerhof
Rosl Mayr
Lisa
Alexandra Bogojevic
Molly
Alexander Miller
Dieter
Judith Fritsch
Second hooker
Monika Rohde
Puff whore
Johannes Buzalski
Porter
Elke Deuringer
Farmer
Gustav Schneller
Gangster
Bertram Edelmann
Tom
Karl-Heinz Peters
Attorney
Hasso Preiß
Suitor with monocle
Eduard Meisel
Jimmy
Edgar Wenzel
Gendarm
Ina Bauer
Hooker - Puff cactus flower
Bernd Bergemann
Drug dealer
Anderl Bäuerl
Alois
Heinz Kopitz
Tenant in white nightgown
Eleonore Leipert
Masseuse
Ingeborg Moosholzer
Guest in the inn
Uschi Stiegelmaier
Hooker on swing
Britt Corvin
Tourist (uncredited)
Karin Lorson
Woman falling from roof (uncredited)
Marie Luise Lusewitz
Whore (uncredited)
Kurt Meinicke
Suitor (uncredited)
Michaela Roos
Tourist (uncredited)
Wolfgang Scherer
Massierter (uncredited)
Gudrun Thiel
Secretary (uncredited)
Herbert Fux
Horny Pedestrian
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