Bitch Slap
Prepare to get slapped...
Genres
Overview
Three bad girls - a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer, and a corporate powerbroker - arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$199436
Runtime
109 min
Release Date
2009-05-16
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
289
Vote Average
4.8
Julia Voth
Trixie
Erin Cummings
Hel
America Olivo
Camero
Lucy Lawless
Mother Superior
Zoë Bell
Rawhide
William Gregory Lee
Hot Wire
Michael Hurst
Gage
Kevin Sorbo
Mr. Phoenix
Renee O'Connor
Sister Batrill
Ron Melendez
Deputy Fuchs
Minae Noji
Kinki
Dennis Keiffer
MacDaddy
Debbie Lee Carrington
Hot Pocket
Robert Mammana
Prison Guard John
Jim Klock
Officer Spanky With a 'Tude
Danny Nero
Officer Big Gun McFluff
Christine Nguyen
Nasty Nubile Escort
Krystal Badia
Sister Sara
Carlo Mendez
Mercenary Leader
Sabine Varnes
Bathroom Bitch Varla
Eurlyne Epper
Bathroom Bitch Rosie
Justin Kornmann
Mercenary Rebel Yell
Brian Peck
Wrong Place - Wrong Time
Carla Collins
Here Comes The Bride
Astrid Swan
Lady Liberty
Bianca Barnett
Harem Hussie Code Red
Aisha Cain
Harem Aussie Code Blue
Karen Austin
Narrator
Jennifer Miller
Lap Vixen Thumper
Rick Jacobson
Horndog
Mark Lutz
Deiter von Vondervon
Scott Hanley
Black Ice
Eric Gruendemann
Father Malone
Saranne Lund
Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend
Kalin Keech
Freedom Fightin' Stripper
Carmen Jimenez
Brownie All Grown Up
Rich Kirby
Prison Guard Thomas
Paul Karami
Jihad Jackson O'Doole
Katelyne Friedman
Lily the Languid
Lia Wagner
Lap Vixen Misty
Daniel Cieplinski
Unlucky Mercenary Bastard
Tyrone Power Jr.
There Goes the Groom
Steve Barker
Bodyguard Tapert
Gary La Guard
Bodyguard Raimi
Tony Gardne
Vladimir Popmeov
Michael Belasco
Totally Awful Background Artist
Thaddeus
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