Happy Birthday Harris Malden
Harris Malden has a secret. He fakes his facial hair.
Genres
Overview
Harris Malden wears his insecurity on his face in a curious disguise for everyone to see. No one in the neighborhood, not even his best friend Paul or his brother Melvin, has the heart to tell him how ridiculous he looks with the thick black line above his lip. Harris Malden fakes his facial hair, and as far as he's concerned, nobody can tell.
Details
Budget
$45000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
80 min
Release Date
2008-01-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
0
Vote Average
0
Nick Gregorio
Harris Malden
Eric M. Levy
Paul Levine
Juan Cardarelli
Melvin Malden
Brigitte Hagerman
Susan
Susan Slatin
Grams Levine
Benjamin Davidow
Dusty the PA
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