My Big Fat Independent Movie
The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!
Genres
Overview
This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!
Details
Budget
$3000000
Revenue
$12155249
Runtime
80 min
Release Date
2005-09-30
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
20
Vote Average
3.3
Paget Brewster
Julianne
Neil Barton
Sam Saperstein
Ashley Head
Anomalie
Eric Hoffman
Harvey Hirschberg
Brian Krow
Memento Guy
Darren Keefe Reiher
Johnny Vince
Averill Kessee
Surprise Chocolate Lover
Jeanelle Smith
Heather Picture
Saba Homayoon
Heather (voice)
Jason Mewes
Answering Machine (voice)
Gregory Gifford Giles
Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband
Nicolas Read
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1
Darren Richardson
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2
Paul Goebel
Crime Boss
Allan Wayne Anderson
Creepy Cowboy
Beverly Lynne
Hot Blonde Lesbian #1
Rebecca Riken
Hot Brunette Lesbian
Oliver Vogt
Filthy Mysterious Bum
Manolo Travieso
El Mariachi Guy
Philip Zlotorynski
White Guy
Liam Hearne
Hitler
Pauly Shore
Self
Jasna Meshko
Hot Blonde Lesbian #2
Rob Schrab
Bald Genius
Abraham Kleiman
Rabbi Eyns
Henri Lubatti
Rabbi Tsvey
Dan Mirvish
Rabbi Dray
Claudia Katz
Bound Secretary
Robert Eaton
Creepy Security Guard
Bob Odenkirk
Steve
Pete Jones
Self
Woodie Wade
Undercover Cop
Jimmy Ryan
Malkovich Man
Amy Keranen
Confused Chick
Regina Berger
Running German Girl (Lola)
Hope Levy
Greek Wedding Girl
Neil Dooley
Greek Father
Chi Chi Navarro
Greek Grandma
John Fortson
Spader
David Douglas
Spike
Clint Howard
The Mechanic
Robert Ciresi Jr
Greek Husband
Neil Hopkins
Lanky Man
Brittney Skye
Bar Girl #1
Heather Korn
Bar Girl #2
Julie Strain
Self
Dan Heinan
Toxic Avenger
Chris Gore
Gimp / Mexican Standoff Extra
Ward Roberts
Boy Scout
Lizzy Strain
Orgy Girl
John Tamaki
Midget, Dwarf, Little Person
Michelle Molchanov
Female Dancer
Karen Lamarche Roberto
Female Dancer
Andrea Bogart
Female Dancer
Claudia Velasco
Female Dancer
Jamie Allen
Male Dancer
Justin Deater
Male Dancer
Dennis Kyle
Male Dancer
Kyle Bruich
Male Dancer
Caroline Rivers
Girl in a Tutu with a Gun
Jim Agnew
Mexican Standoff Extra
Mark Bell
Mexican Standoff Extra
Eric Campos
Mexican Standoff Extra
Megan Ford
Mexican Standoff Extra
Michael Muzerall
Mexican Standoff Extra
Chris Roach
Mexican Standoff Extra
Brian Rowe
Mexican Standoff Extra
Jon Schnepp
Mexican Standoff Extra
David Glanzer
Mexican Standoff Extra
Spencer Grove
Mexican Standoff Extra
David Wiggins
Mexican Standoff Extra
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