I Could've Been a Hooker
Genres
Overview
Mina has a panic attack at the checkout of a DIY shop and falls into Pierre's arms. This is the story of a slightly mad girl, a guy who's too normal, a big pair of pruning shears and an old piano teacher.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
24 min
Release Date
2011-01-01
Status
Released
Original Language
French
Vote Count
3
Vote Average
5.3
Vimala Pons
Mina
Bruno Podalydès
Pierre
Jean-Claude Deret
Monsieur Boyer
Claudia Tagbo
La caissière
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