The Vocational Masseur
Genres
Overview
A soccer player is injured and decides to recuperate at a secluded villa accompanied by a sexy masseuse.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
85 min
Release Date
1981-04-02
Status
Released
Original Language
Spanish
Vote Count
6
Vote Average
5.2
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Notario
Mónica Cano
Enfermera
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Clotilde
Marisa Porcel
Emilia
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