No me toques el pito que me irrito
Genres
Overview
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
95 min
Release Date
1983-12-05
Status
Released
Original Language
Spanish
Vote Count
4
Vote Average
4
Carles Velat
Casimiro Berga
Andrea Albani
Cati
Emma Quer
Cloti
Diana Conca
Diana
Bárbara Ben
Adela
Sianna Gori
Teresa
Jordi Vila
Andrea
Conrado Tortosa 'Pipper'
Sánchez
Carmen Serret
Señorita Chichi
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6.3
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6.2
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7.2
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1.0
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5.9
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5.4
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1.0
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7.1
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4.5
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6.3
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