Kebab & Horoscope
Genres
Overview
A group of misfits from a carpet shop have a chance to change their lives with the help of two marketing experts - an ex-kebab shop worker and an ex-fortune teller from a wildlife magazine.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
75 min
Release Date
2014-11-06
Status
Released
Original Language
Polish
Vote Count
5
Vote Average
6
Bartłomiej Topa
'Kebab'
Piotr Żurawski
'Horoskop'
Barbara Jonak
Cashier
Tomasz Schuchardt
Ex Fan
Justyna Wasilewska
Intern
Marek Kalita
Miłość matki stażystki
Dorota Kolak
Intern's Mother
Janusz Michałowski
'Kortazar'
Andrzej Zieliński
Boss
Matej Bobrik
Facet z brzuchem
Ryszard Filipczak
Young Woman's Father
Małgorzata Grymuła
Anna Haba
Magnus von Horn
Priest
Yasuhiro Igarashi
Japanese Man
Marta Masłowska
Młoda kobieta
Anna Mencina
Izabela Noszczyk
Japanese Man's Fiancée
Janina Pruszkowska
Michał Rzecznik
Superhero
Mitsuhiko Toho
Japanese Scientist
Piotr Trojan
Agnieszka Wagner
Boss' Wife
Mariusz Zonik
Superhero
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