Mail Order Bride
Genres
Overview
Nobody likes to be made a fool of, especially no the mafia. So, when it comes to light that a number of men from The Mob in New York have fallen for a Russian mail-order bride, who has blatantly ripped each of them off, their boss is not impressed. In fact, Tony Santini thinks the only way to prove that you shouldn't mess with the mob is to send his nephew to Russia to bring back the beautiful but manipulative Nina.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
84 min
Release Date
2003-10-31
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
6
Vote Average
4.8
Danny Aiello
Tony Santini
Robert Capelli Jr.
Anthony Santini
Ivana Miličević
Nina
Vincent Pastore
Tootie
Artie Lange
Tommy
Slava Schoot
Ivan
Jackie Martling
Jackie the Viking
Marilyn J. Papa
Gina
Raymond Serra
robber
Aleksandr Yakovlev
No. 1 Guy in Russian Mafia
Steven Ogg
Pavel
Yuriy Dumchev
driver
Alex Corrado
Ernie the Biker
Frank Gorshin
Russian doctor
Aleksandr Lazarev
gambler no. 1
Valentin Smirnitskiy
gambler no. 2
Roman Madyanov
gambler no. 3
Nikolay Chindyaykin
uncle Peter
Tony Ray Rossi
Sergey Yushkevich
Vladimir
Aleksandr Pashutin
taxi driver
Irina Domninskaya
Airport Ticket Window Clerk
Sergei Sholokhov
russian police guy
Konstantin Spasskiy
Evelina Bledans
dancer at end
Lyubov Tolkalina
dancer at end
Sergey Pinchuk
dancer at end
Anatoliy Belyy
dancer at end
Andrey Merzlikin
dancer at end
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