I Was a Teenage Intellectual (Byl jsem mladistvým intelektuálem)
Genres
Overview
Pavel and Eva are two teenagers who live a happy life full of McDonald's food, action movies and pop music. But one night, Pavel stumbles upon a secret gathering of intellectuals in the woods on his way to the video store. Not wanting to be discovered, the intellectuals attack him and the chief intellectual bites him in the leg. Some times later, he begins changing... Will the power of television, Eva's love and pop star Michal David's music save him from the intellectuals' evil clutches?
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
16 min
Release Date
1999-01-27
Status
Released
Original Language
Czech
Vote Count
5
Vote Average
7.4
Vladimír Škultéty
Pavel
Soňa Tomečková
Eva
Robert Jašków
Chief Intellectual
Milan Loucký
Intellectual #1
Ondřej Tuček
Intellectual #2
Jakub Procházka
Intellectual #3
Pavel Kopecký
Intellectual #4
Jolana Ježková
Female Intellectual
Vladimír Brabec
Narrator
František Fuka
Bookseller
Jan Hrušínský
Waiter in Existential Heidegger Cafe
Tomáš Baldýnský
Hitchcock
Michal David
himself
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