Dinosaur Valley Girls
A Land Where Time Stands Still and the Exotic Action Never Stops...
Genres
Overview
Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor, a gorgeous cavegirl,and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham soon finds himself transported, by means of a magic Icon, back through time to Dinosaur Valley. Now trapped in world of dangerous dinosaurs, grunting cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls, Tony must put his modern-days skills to extreme tests in order to survive prehistoric perils, win the cavegirl of his dreams and (maybe) return to his own time?
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
94 min
Release Date
1995-01-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
3
Vote Average
5.667
Jeff Rector
Tony Markham
William Marshall
Dr. Benjamin Michaels
Griffin Drew
Daphne Adrian
Karen Black
Ro-Kell
Harrison Ray
Sensei / Beeg-Mak
Beth Landau
Audrey Benedict
Carrie Vanston
Karen Forster
Denise Ames
Hea-Thor
Forrest J. Ackerman
Acker-Man
Ed Fury
Ur-So
Donna Spangler
Mee-Shell
Tammy Lee Jackson
Tam-Mee
Lauryn Vea
Bam-Bee
Michelle Stanger
Buf-Fee
William Pappas
'Scarlet Countess' Bar Patron Dancer
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