

Bad Asses on the Bayou
Genres
Overview
The third installment in the successful Bad Ass action-comedy franchise. Bad Asses on the Bayou reunites the dynamic duo, Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) and Bernie Pope (Danny Glover), as they travel to Louisiana to attend the wedding of their dear friend Carmen Gutierrez (Loni Love). What was pictured as a wedding weekend escape to the south turns violently ugly as madness and mayhem ensue, pressing our senior heroes to once again serve justice.
Details
Budget
$5300000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
85 min
Release Date
2015-03-06
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
144
Vote Average
6
Danny Trejo
Frank Vega
Danny Glover
Bernie Pope
John Amos
Earl
Loni Love
Carmen Gutierrez
Jimmy Bennett
Ronald
Carol Sutton
Lois Morgan
Davi Jay
Chief Broussard
Sammi Rotibi
Geoffrey
Judd Lormand
Detective Williamson
Al Vicente
Guillermo Gomez
Aisa Palomares
Kelly
Jaqueline Fleming
Katie
Chelsea Bruland
Marissa
Deborah Ayorinde
Taryn
Colby Arps
Kyle
Jon Arthur
Sheriff Deputy
Lucius Baston
H.S. Security Guard
James Moses Black
Actor
Allen Boudreaux
Detective
Ross P. Cook
Ass Kicker
Miles Doleac
Talk Show Host
Blake Dozzer
Guard
Andrew Duplessie
AJ
Darryl Harvey
Bartender
Vincent Eugene Hatten
Cajun cook
John Henry
Detective
Lucia Heros
Spanish News Reporter
Floyd Anthony Johns Jr.
Creole Cook
Daryn Kahn
Twenty-Something Guy
Mikal Kartvedt
Bank Robber
Patrick Kearns
News Reporter
Garrett Kruithof
Jawn
Margaret Lawhon
News Reporter
Keith Loneker
Pierre
Rob Mello
Buford
Joseph Menard
Guard
Brian Oerly
Jimbo
James Ourso
Cue Stick Guy
Jeff Pope
Landry
Garrett Prejean
Detective
Brittany Prevot
Upscale wedding goer
Anthony Ramsey
Police Officer
Michael Rhoads
Uniformed police officer
Michael Patrick Rogers
Kidnapper
Garrett Saia
Bufords friend
David Shiflett
Strip Bar Patron
Han Soto
Hung
John Teal Jr.
Police Officer
Mike Vaughn
Additional Voices (voice)
Olga Wilhelmine
Violinist
Jesse Yarborough
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