

Santa with Muscles
He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!
Genres
Overview
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$220198
Runtime
98 min
Release Date
1996-11-08
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
85
Vote Average
3.6
Hulk Hogan
Blake
Ed Begley Jr.
Ebner Frost
Don Stark
Lenny
Robin Curtis
Leslie
Clint Howard
Hinkley
Mila Kunis
Sarah
Adam Wylie
Taylor
Aria Noelle Curzon
Elizabeth
William Newman
Chas
Jennifer Paz
Helen Chu
Steve Valentine
Dr. Blight
Kevin West
Dr. Flint
Diane Robin
Dr. Watt
Kai Ephron
Dr. Vial
Garrett Morris
Clayton
Robert Apisa
Franco
Pierre Dulat
Pierre
Eddy Donno
Mr. Rapini
Andre Jamal Kinney
Steven
Bentley Shuster
Girl
Troy Robinson
Baldie
Pete Apisa
Nose Ring
Brenda Song
Susan
Malone Brinton
Brat Kid
Bridget Michele
Mall Manager
Ed Leslie
Sumo Lab Assistant
Blake Shuster
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