Bonditis, or the Horrible and Terrible Adventures of a Nearly Normal Human Being
Hilarious FUN…with the young man who thought he was - JAMES BOND
Genres
Overview
His name is Born, Frank Born, and he suffers from an illness known as Bonditis!! In this very funny parody, Frank believes he is James Bond. His entire reality is shaped around this fantasy as he believes he has to save the world!
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
91 min
Release Date
1968-03-01
Status
Released
Original Language
German
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
2
Gerd Baltus
Frank Born
Marion Jacob
Hata Sari
Christiane Rücker
die Blondine
Herbert Weicker
der Asket
Bella Neri
Heidi
Henning Schlüter
der Ringer
Peter Oehme
Albert Mol
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