I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
A Return to Love. A Woman's Worth.
Genres
Overview
A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
16 min
Release Date
1993-01-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
28
Vote Average
4
Jay Lacopo
The Director
Karla Montana
The Actress / Sandy
Johanna McCloy
The Roomate / Martha
Robert Koch
Producer #1
Tommy Hinkley
Producer #2
Harry Victor
Producer #3
Marilyn Pitzer
Casting Director
Harvey Stephens
Casting Assistant
Ellie Valleau
The Wife
María Dolores Rodríguez García de la Pepa
Hispanic Actress
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