

Tooken
Your franchise is about to be taken.
Genres
Overview
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
81 min
Release Date
2015-05-26
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
58
Vote Average
4.103
Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
Reno Wilson
Money Maker
Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
Cameron Van Hoy
Jamie Dempsy
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
Akon
Himself
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Lauren Gores
News Reporter
Monty Cox
Old Man
Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Julia Kate Rappaport
Little Girl
Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
Whitmer Thomas
Joe
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Herself
Donnie Wahlberg
Himself
Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Ben Pace
Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #1
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
Deborah Herrera
Party Girl #3
Harel Calderon
Party Patron #1
Jake McLean
Jimmy
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #4
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Ken Mareno
Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
Receptionist
Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
Nik Dodani
Raja
Bonny
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
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