The Size of Watermelons
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.
Genres
Overview
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
88 min
Release Date
1997-01-17
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
4
Vote Average
3
Paul Rudd
Alex
Donal Logue
Gnome
Donovan Leitch
Patrick
Marissa Ribisi
Lizzie
Ione Skye
Maggie
John Enos III
Leonard
Adam West
Self
Tracey Walter
The Vagrant
David Lee Russek
Eddie
Zack Ward
Skinhead
Ed Anders
Bouncer
Richard Gilbert-Hill
Drama Teacher
Matt Koruba
Young Alex
Leila Johnson
Kim
Françoise Robertson
Cafe Waitress
Allan Kolman
Vladimir
Christopher Reed
Dealer
Jamie James
Jock
Stephen Webb
James
Jason NeSmith
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Michael Anthony Williams
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Nigel Mogg
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jesse Dorsey
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jeff Cairns
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Curtis Lindersmith
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Joe Majestik
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Jason Mason
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Grant Vanderslice
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Brandon Wells
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Bernie Engel
Professor
Loesha Zeaviar
Rachel
Jeff Rothpan
Hotel Clerk
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