

George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
Genres
Overview
Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
65 min
Release Date
1999-02-06
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
87
Vote Average
7.8
George Carlin
Self
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