Vieni avanti cretino
Genres
Overview
Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
98 min
Release Date
1982-04-07
Status
Released
Original Language
Italian
Vote Count
196
Vote Average
6.875
Lino Banfi
Pasquale Baudaffi
Franco Bracardi
Gaetano Baudaffi
Gigi Reder
L'uomo dal dentista
Adriana Russo
Ragazza al bar
Anita Bartolucci
Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi
Ramona Dell'Abate
Segretaria del dentista
Annabella Schiavone
L'esaminatrice
Dada Gallotti
La dentista
Danila Trebbi
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Roberto Della Casa
Filippo, il marito geloso
Paolo Paoloni
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Dino Cassio
Don Peppino (as Leonardo Cassio)
Nello Pazzafini
Il barista Gargiulo (as Giovanni Pazzafini)
Mireno Scali
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Alfonso Tomas
Dottor Tomas
Michela Miti
Carmela
Luciana Turina
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Il cardinale
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Francesca Viscardi
Scienziata nella ditta di elettronica
Moana Pozzi
Accompagnatrice nella ditta di elettronica
Giuseppe Spezia
Willy Colombaioni
Jimmy il Fenomeno
Raffaele
Luciano Salce
Se stesso (uncredited)
Ennio Antonelli
Carmine Carlucci (uncredited)
Arnaldo Caivano
(uncredited)
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