

The Crimson Permanent Assurance
Our Short Feature Presentation
Genres
Overview
A group of down-and-out accountants mutiny against their bosses and sail their office building onto the high seas in search of a pirate's life.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
16 min
Release Date
1983-03-31
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
113
Vote Average
7.164
Sydney Arnold
Guy Bertrand
Andrew Bicknell
Ross Davidson
Myrtle Devenish
Tim Douglas
Bicycle Boy
Matt Frewer
Billy John
Russell Kilmister
Peter Mantle
Len Marten
Peter Merrill
Cameron Miller
Larry Noble
Paddy Ryan
Leslie Sarony
Eric Stovell
Wally Thomas
Gareth Milne
John Scott Martin
Jack Armstrong
Robert Carrick
Douglas Cooper
George Daly
Chick Fowles
Terry Grant
Robin Hewlett
Tommy Isley
Juba Kennerley
Anthony Lang
John Murphy
Terry Rendell
Ronald Shilling
Albert Welch
Michael Palin
Workman
Graham Chapman
Chairman (uncredited)
Terry Gilliam
Window Cleaner (uncredited)
Eric Idle
Gunther (uncredited)
Terry Jones
Window Cleaner / Bert (uncredited)
Nigel Hawthorne
Passerby (uncredited)
Gerald Paris
Passerby (uncredited)
Eric Francis
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