

My Geisha
It's the WACKIEST HOAX That Ever Turned the Screen Hilarious!
Genres
Overview
Famed movie director Paul Robaix breaks with tradition by not casting his actress-comedienne wife, Lucy Dell, in his latest film production, a version of Madame Butterfly. Undaunted, the resourceful Lucy wings her way to Tokyo and, masquerading as a Japanese geisha, lands the coveted role from her unsuspecting husband! But in front of the cameras (and behind the pancake makeup), Lucy faces greater challenges: her lecherous leading man - and a husband who is beginning to realize that his talented new "discovery" seems vaguely familiar...
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
120 min
Release Date
1962-03-09
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
19
Vote Average
6.6
Shirley MacLaine
Lucy Dell / Yoko Mori
Yves Montand
Paul Robaix
Edward G. Robinson
Sam Lewis
Robert Cummings
Bob Moore
Yoko Tani
Kazumi Ito
Tatsuo Saitō
Kenichi Takata
Alex Gerry
Leonard Lewis
Tamae Kiyokawa
Amatsu Hisako
Ichirô Hayakawa
Hisako
Tsugundo Maki
Shiga
Machiko Soga
George Furness
George (uncredited)
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