Gay Jesus
Jesus' homoerotic final days are relived on the silver screen, where lust, jealousy, and homophobia are revealed to be the real motives behind his execution!
Genres
Overview
Once upon a time in a cheap Jerusalem hotel room, Jesus and Judas are spending their time away from Nazareth between hot, sweaty, carnal love and preparing sermons for Jesus' growing fanbase. Enter Mary Magdalene, jealousy, Satan, and the Romans, and the once-perfect love affair between Judas and Jesus becomes a hellish ring of fire, leading Judas to betray his beloved Christ and the Romans to punish everyone for trying to turn everyone gay.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
41 min
Release Date
2015-12-24
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
2
Vote Average
5.5
Jarod Thayne
Jesus Christ
Sam Hays
Judas
Richard Chandler
Satan
Nikki Hentz
Mary Magdalene
James Baglini
Pontius Pilate
Calvin Braxton
Fornicus
Chris Jordan
Penicus
Aurora Grabill
Demon Bitch 1
Jordan Gillam
Demon Bitch 2
Dave Sullivan
Hollywoodus Ballsus
John Ewing
Roman Guard 1
Jorge Rivas
Roman Guard 3
Antonio Anderson
Roman Guard 4
Ray DiNitto
Roman Guard 6
Maurice Andrew Toole
Roman Guard 6
Michael McCarthy
Roman Guard 2
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