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Genres
Overview
Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
95 min
Release Date
1991-09-22
Status
Released
Original Language
Spanish
Vote Count
3
Vote Average
5
Fernando Fernán Gómez
Don Aníbal
José Luis López Vázquez
Don Anselmo del Castillo
María Asquerino
Sor María
Luis Escobar
Don Alfonso
Gabino Diego
Antonio Mancilla - Abogado defensor
Tomás Zori
Don José
Alfonso del Real
Don Juan
Manuel Alexandre
Don Luis
Eulalia Ramón
Susana
Tina Sainz
Fiscal
Miguel Ángel García
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6.5
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5.4
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5.3
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1.0
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6.0
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6.9
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5.4
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7.0
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6.1
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4.0
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7.3
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6.0
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0.0
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0.0
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5.0
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6.5
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5.7
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7.4
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