The VelociPastor
A man of the claw
Genres
Overview
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
Details
Budget
$36000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
75 min
Release Date
2018-09-28
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
219
Vote Average
5.233
Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
Aurelio Voltaire
Altair
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Fernando Pacheco de Castro
Frankie Mermaid
Yang Jiechang
Wei Chang
Nicholas M. Garofolo
Hobo
Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja
David Sokol
Ali
Douglas Saint James
Surgeon
Yang Jiechang
Wei Chan
Janice Young
Doug's Mom
Pat Hroncich
Vietnam Soldier 1
George Schewnzer
Doug's Dad
Alec Lambert
Thug
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