DZIDZIO Contrabass
When three boneheads decide to make an illegal deal, you will wait for the end of the world.
Genres
Overview
Growing up near the border, money wasn’t an issue for these men. But suddenly, a pretty woman appears on their way and ruins all their plans. Get ready for the ground-shaking adventures when they risk everything to make their dreams a reality.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
86 min
Release Date
2017-08-31
Status
Released
Original Language
Ukrainian
Vote Count
18
Vote Average
5.3
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