No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva.
Genres
Overview
No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
87 min
Release Date
1999-09-29
Status
Released
Original Language
French
Vote Count
4
Vote Average
5.2
Vincent Coppey
Arno
Alexandra Tiedemann
Nina
Pietro Musillo
Maurizio
Nalini Selvadoray
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