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Hardbodies
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Genres
Comedy
Overview
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
Details
Budget
$1995000
Revenue
$7100000
Runtime
88 min
Release Date
1984-05-04
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
63
Vote Average
4.762
Cast
Meet the talented actors who bring the movie to life.
Grant Cramer
Scotty
Teal Roberts
Kristi
Gary Wood
Hunter
Michael Rapport
Rounder
Sorrells Pickard
Ashby
Roberta Collins
Lana
Cindy Silver
Kimberly
Courtney Gains
Rag
Kristi Somers
Michelle
Crystal Shaw
Candy
Darcy DeMoss
Dede
Antony Ponzini
Rocco
Marvin Katzoff
Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo
Head Geek
Michael Miller
Landlord
Chuck Hart
Young Geek
Kane Hodder
Older Geek
Kit Garfield
Hardbody in Car
Erika Dockery
Hardbody in Car
Karen Kelly
Hardbody on Bike
Karen LaVoie
Jogging Hardbody
Kathleen Kinmont
Pretty Skater
Steve Workman
Hair Stylist
Jackie Easton
Girl in Dressing Room
Janet Gardner
Vixen - Lead Vocals
Jan Kuehnemund
Vixen - Lead Guitar
Pia Miacco
Vixen - Bass
Laurie Hedlund
Vixen - Drums
Tamara Ivanov
Vixen - Rhythm Guitar
Juli Lawrence
Nicki
Julie Always
Photo Session Hardbody
Leslee Bremmer
Photo Session Hardbody
Tina Riccio
Photo Session Hardbody
Karen Lybrand
Photo Session Hardbody
Deborah Scardilli
Rocco's Girl
Louise Baker
Rocco's Girl
Dana Gonzalez
Rocco's Girl
Laurie Bath
Rocco's Girl
Lorena Hartley
Rocco's Girl
Scott Kaufman
Krak (Group in Club)
John Steele
Krak (Group in Club)
David Spector
Krak (Group in Club)
Marcia Karr
Hardbody on Stairs
Steve Gold
Farnsey
Joyce Jameson
Rounder's Mom
Oliver Theess
Surfer (uncredited)
Mark Wilson
Partygoer
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