Five Ways to Kill Yourself
Genres
Overview
Gus Van Sant, dissatisfied professionally, counts five ways to end his life. Preserved by the Academy Film Archive in 2016.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
7 min
Release Date
1987-02-20
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
1
Michael Parker
Gus Van Sant
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