The Last Remake of Beau Geste
Genres
Overview
Digby Geste joins his brother, Beau, in the Foreign Legion following the theft of a priceless family heirloom.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
85 min
Release Date
1977-06-15
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
41
Vote Average
5.659
Ann-Margret
Flavia Geste
Marty Feldman
Dagobert 'Digby' Geste
Michael York
Beau Geste
Peter Ustinov
Sergeant Markov
James Earl Jones
Sheikh
Trevor Howard
Sir Hector
Henry Gibson
General Pecheur
Terry-Thomas
Governor
Roy Kinnear
Boldini
Spike Milligan
Crumble
Avery Schreiber
Sheikh's Aide & Camel Salesman
Hugh Griffith
Judge
Irene Handl
Miss Wormwood
Sinéad Cusack
Isabel Geste
Henry Polic II
Captain Merdmanger
Ted Cassidy
Blindman
Burt Kwouk
Father Shapiro
Val Pringle
Dostoevsky
Gwen Nelson
Lady in Courtroom
Roland MacLeod
Dr. Crippen
Martin Snaric
Valentino
Stephen Lewis
Henshaw
Ed McMahon
Arab Horseman
Gary Cooper
Beau Geste (archive footage)
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