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Brian Cohen is an average young Jewish man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a reputation as the Messiah. When he's not dodging his followers or being scolded by his shrill mother, the hapless Brian has to contend with the pompous Pontius Pilate and acronym-obsessed members of a separatist movement. Rife with Monty Python's signature absurdity, the tale finds Brian's life paralleling Biblical lore, albeit with many more laughs.
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94 min
1979-08-17
Released
English
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Wise Man #2 / Brian Cohen / Biggus Dickus
Wise Man #1 / Reg / Jewish Official / First Centurion / Deadly Dirk / Arthur
Man Even Further Forward / Revolutionary / Jailer / Blood and Thunder Prophet / Frank / Audience Member / Crucifee
Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee
Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant
Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus
Gregory
Mrs. Gregory
Jesus
A Weedy Samaritan
False Prophet / Blind Man / Giggling Guard / Stig
Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath
Mrs. Big Nose
Judith Iscariot
Pilate's Wife
Alfonso / Giggling Guard
Another Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard
Parvus / Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard
Spike
Mr. Papadopolous (uncredited)
Passer-by (uncredited)
7.0
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3.4
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5.2
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6.8
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4.8
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4.4
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5.2
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6.1
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0.0
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6.0
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6.0
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6.3
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1.0
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5.8
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5.0
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1.0
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5.8
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7.1
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0.0
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