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A young Start-up entrepreneur tries to start importing potato to 17th century Finland. The new class of bourgeoisie is emerging and shaking up the stagnant spirit of the era. But nobody believes in potato, and the Turnip-Sellers Guild decides to squash the disturbance caused by the young entrepreneurs. In the end, the bumpy road of potatoes grows into mythical proportions.
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109 min
2020-12-25
Released
Finnish
14
5.8
Untamo
Kalevi
Adviser
Axel
Cross-Eyes
Magnus
Lars
Lord
Birger's Guard #1
Bisnesenkeli
Bucket Bro
Wheelbarrow Bro
Booze Baron
Communications soldier
Shaman
Bishop
Diving Bell Boy
Jester
Twin #1
Twin #2
35 Year Old Man
Girl Emcee
Town Whore
Unlucky Presenter
Birger Suuri
Untamo's Father
Copper Baron
Young Tournament Boy #1 (voice)
Young Twin #1
Young Twin #2
Young Untamo
Young Twins #1 (voice)
Young Twins #2 (voice)
Young Twins #3 (voice)
Young Twins #4 (voice)
Young Twins #5 (voice)
Young Axel (voice)
Young Crossed Eyes
Young Cross-Eyes (voice)
Young Bucket Bro
Young Axel
Young Wheelbarrow Bro
Boy Whore
Tournament Boy #1
Tournament Boy #2
Aristocrat Boy #1
Aristocrat Boy #2
Village Boy
Poor Little Boy #1
Poor Little Boy #2
Poor Little Boy #3
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