Candid Candid Camera Volume 3

Das verrückte Strandhotel

August 1983 •German

Various German tourists arrive at the African vacation hotel "Leisure Lodge". Businessman Harry Weber wants to seduce his secretary Julia undisturbed, but unbeknownst to him, his wife Melanie has also arrived to seduce skier Toni. Weber's business partner, the industrialist Pfefferkorn, also turns up, and Weber's secretary is trying to woo his son Florian. Harry is given the call girl Christine by a friend, but Pfefferkorn is also after her. Hairdresser Agathe is the first to recognize the connections and uses her knowledge for business purposes. Finally, Toni's fiancée Resi arrives and adds to the confusion.

Love Feast

May 1969 •English

Mr. Murphy, a photographer, lures models to his house on the pretense of legitimate modelling work, and then busies himself bedding them. After a while, his bedroom has gotten pretty crowded and he's exhausted, so he snags a taxi cab driver to help out. Soon, a trio of domineering women show up and force him (willingly) to dress in women's clothes and submit to their whims.

When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding-Dong

September 1971 •Italian

Prehistoric cave-stud Ari wins lovely virgin Listra in a pig-catching contest, but their attempts at "Ding-Dong" keep getting interrupted by idiot battles between his tribe, The Cave Dwellers, and their neighbors, The Lake Dwellers. Annoyed that hubby would rather make war than Ding-Dong, Listra organizes the women of both tribes to go on strike and "abstain Ding-Dong" until the men stop fighting. It all happens back in the days when men carried clubs and women played ding-dong, an Italian stone-age sex comedy based on the Greek classic "Lysistrata" and filled with shapely cavewomen sporting '70s hairstyles, a gay caveman with the hots for the hero, a title tune that will follow you forever and, of course, plenty of old-fashioned Ding-Dong!

Cock, Crap, Fuck

January 2019 •French

Max, 20 years old, is a boy scout leader dealing with Tourette's syndrome. His symptoms disappear when he is in front of a camera. That's how he manages to seduce Giulia. But when they decide to make love, is the camera still welcome?

Filth

September 2013 •English

A bigoted junkie cop suffering from borderline personality disorder and drug addiction manipulates and hallucinates his way through the festive season in a bid to secure promotion and win back his wife and daughter.

Attack of the Virgin Mummies

August 2004 •English

In ancient Egypt, three of the king's virgin daughters -- Ananka, Hera and Josephine -- are beaten and mummified by a maniac who later returns in the 21st century as a berserk mummy himself. This swaddled nut job can only be stopped by the same three virgin girls, who now happen to be go-go dancing mummies at a strip joint in Hollywood. Pamela Christie and Kasumi star. Daryl Carstensen directs this comic horror tale.

Skin Deep

October 1979 •Italian

Danny, whose summer vacation with three friends and some nudists from Norway, turns into a real mess as sexual rivalries and jealousy escalate into tragedy.

Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot

January 2011 •English

The hilarious new feature film combining science fiction, comedy and erotica, all set against the pastoral splendor of an actual Nudist Resort.

Alaston malli karkuteillä

December 1953 •Finnish

A comedy about a poor artist who is accidentally accused of the murder of his fiancee.

Goldilocks and the Three Bares

September 1963 •English

Nightclub singer Eddie and comedian Tommy, working in a roaring twenties style club, meet and being dating publicist Allison and photographer Cynthia, respectively. They soon discover that the women spend weekends at a nudist club which the guys disapprove.

Come Play with Me

April 1977 •English

Two alluring young ladies live with their beautiful widowed aunt on a secluded wooded estate. The women have earned themselves quite a reputation in the surrounding towns and men from all over the region are frequent visitors to the small countryside home, hoping to encounter one, or preferably both, of the seductive nieces. Of course, the aunt has equally strong desires and refuses to be outdone. Soon all three are offering the many courters the chance to Come Play with Me!

Les nouvelles caméras planquées de François Damiens, Vol. 1

November 2012 •French

Les Caméras planquées de François Damiens, Vol. 2

November 2011 •French

Robber Girls

February 2009 •German

Emily is sent to work and live in the Sovereign's castle. She manages to escape into the woods, where she meets some lively hookers. Together they become «Robber Girls» taking a stand and fighting the patriarchy.

The Monster of Camp Sunshine or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Nature

October 1964 •English

A scientist carelessly dumps some toxic waste into a river. The gardener at a nudist camp drinks the water, turns into a monster and attacks all the (female) nudists.

Candid Candid Camera

January 1982 •English

Following the blueprint of his film What Do You Say to a Naked Lady? (1970), Candid Candid host Allen Funt produced a series of comic hidden camera gags featuring nudity for the Playboy Channel. This is the first of six. All were popular video rentals during their day.

Dear God No!

October 2011 •English

A gang of outlaw bikers pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist hiding a secret locked in his cabin basement.

Strippers vs. Werewolves

April 2012 •English

Mickey, who happens to be a werewolf and a crime boss, gets all worked up and hairy during a private dance at a strip club. Justice, the dancer, grabs the nearest weapon and lands a fatal blow: her silver fountain pen right through Mickey's wolfed-out eye. This ignites a small-scale war between Mickey's group of werewolf mobsters and the sultry strippers of Vixens.

Schizophreniac: The Whore Mangler

January 1997 •English

A murderous drug addict driven insane by the demonic voice of his evil ventriloquist dummy sets out on a gore-soaked killing spree in this independent shocker from director Ron Atkins. Insanity is calling and Harry Russo is more than happy to answer by slicing, dicing, filleting and splaying anyone who gets in the way of his quest to achieve a state of complete mental chaos. Harry is not alone on his journey of destruction though, and as his villainous ventriloquist dummy offering a bit of immoral support, the stage is set for some serious bloodletting!

Clams and Mussels

October 2000 •Spanish

A divorced man tries to win over a lesbian, his new roommate, by becoming a transvestite.