

Woodchipper Massacre
How much flesh would a Woodchipper chip, if a Woodchipper could chip flesh?
Genres
Overview
Jon, Tom, and Denise accidently kill their senile old Aunt while she's looking after them while their father is away on business. Not sure what to do, they decide to dispose of the body in the rented woodchipper in the backyard. But more trouble comes a-knocking when their cousin Kim, their Aunt's son, shows up unexpectedly.
Details
Budget
$400
Revenue
$0
Runtime
81 min
Release Date
1988-01-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
10
Vote Average
4.7
Jon McBride
Jon
Denice Edeal
Denise
Tom Casiello
Tom
Patricia McBride
Aunt Tess
Kim Bailey
Cousin Kim
Perren Page
Dad
6.9
Blood: The Last Vampire
In Japan, the vampire-hunter Saya, who is a powerful original, is sent by her liaison with the government, David, posed as a teenage student to the Yokota High School on the eve of Halloween to hunt down vampires. Saya asks David to give a new katana to her. Soon she saves the school nurse Makiho Amano from two vampires disguised of classmates and Makiho witnesses her fight against the powerful demon.
2000-11-18 | ja
7.0
Transamerica
A transgender woman takes an unexpected journey when she learns that she had a son, now a teenage runaway hustling on the streets of New York.
2005-02-14 | en
6.3
Next Door
After Ingrid leaves John, he allows himself to be pulled into a mystical and scary world where it is impossible to separate truth from lies.
2005-03-11 | no
7.1
Frenzy
London is terrorized by a vicious sex killer known as The Necktie Murderer. Following the brutal slaying of his ex-wife, down-on-his-luck Richard Blaney is suspected by the police of being the killer. He goes on the run, determined to prove his innocence.
1972-05-25 | en
5.3
Dead in 3 days
When Nina and her high school friends receive eerie text messages declaring that they will all die within three days, they dismiss it as a hokey prank - until one by one, the pals start turning up dead in the alpine countryside. With the cops stymied, Nina and her remaining friends must scour their past for clues to identify the madman before he kills them all.
2006-07-21 | de
4.6
Erkan & Stefan 3
The 3rd movie by the comedian duo Erkan and Stefan.
2005-05-19 | de
7.0
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Single dad Richard meets Christine, a starving artist who moonlights as a cabbie. They awkwardly attempt to start a romance, but Richard’s divorce has left him emotionally damaged. Meanwhile, Richard’s sons—one a teenager, the other 6-years-old—take part in clumsy experiments with the opposite sex.
2005-06-17 | en
0.0
Last Day At The Beach
The employees of The Beach Hotel plan to strike when they learn that the hotel is for sale. The manager and his secretary try to smooth things over with the staff and keep the business running normally while an executive arrives to give the hotel a once-over before his company considers buying. Throw an escaped lunatic with a grudge into the mix and one by one the employees are dispatched...or could the killer be someone else?
1990-01-01 | en
4.9
My Nights with Susan, Sandra, Olga & Julie
Susan has chosen a hermit's life on a dilapidated farm over the shallowness of her previous jet set modeling life. When Anton, a hunky courier, comes along to pick her up for an assignment on the French Riviera, he's so fascinated by Susan's odd assortment of house guests that he decides to stay with them for a couple of days.
1975-01-30 | nl
6.2
Thumbsucker
Justin Cobb, a teenager in suburban Oregon, copes with his thumb-sucking problem, romance, and his diagnosis with ADHD and subsequent experience using Ritalin.
2005-09-16 | en
7.1
The Lost Boys
When an unsuspecting town newcomer is drawn to local blood fiends, the Frog brothers and other unlikely heroes gear up to rescue him.
1987-07-31 | en
6.8
Singapore Sling
Singapore Sling is chasing after Laura, a romantic memory from his past. One night he finds himself in a mysterious villa, watching two women bury a body. He falls into their trap and, in an atmosphere of isolation and decadence, the trio act out insane pleasure games and a ritual of blood and murder.
1990-12-06 | el
4.0
Love Birds
Two couples live their erotic fantasies out until one of the women is murdered.
1969-11-07 | it
6.7
True Stories
A small but growing Texas town, filled with strange and musical characters, celebrates its sesquicentennial and converge on a local parade and talent show.
1986-10-10 | en
4.9
Disorderlies
As not-quite-orderlies who're downright Disorderlies, rap-music favorites The Fat Boys rule. Playing the freewheeling caretakers of the frail Dennison, they stir up a comedic culture clash in Palm Beach society that only proves laughter is the best medicine this side of a tax refund.
1987-08-14 | en
5.1
Dark Mirror
The story about a photographer who moves her family into a home filled with mirrors which seem to reflect a different reality.
2007-01-01 | en
6.1
April Fool's Day
As soon as Muffy St. John and her college friends arrive on her parents' secluded island, someone starts trimming the guest list... one murder at a time.
1986-03-27 | en
6.4
Ebola Syndrome
A violent fugitive on the run from the law makes his way from Hong Kong to South Africa, where he discovers that he's immune to the Ebola virus, and later returns home to spread the deadly disease.
1996-06-15 | cn
5.7
Skinned Alive
Crawldaddy and her two kids are travelling across the country on the search for victims. The dysfunctional family has the disturbing habit of skinning people alive before killing them. When their van breaks down, they are put up by a friendly couple.
1990-02-01 | en
4.6
Black Devil Doll
Five hot sexy young big-breasted chicks are raped, abused, tortured, and killed (?) by an evil jive-ass talking doll possessed by the spirit of an executed black militant death row inmate. Who will survive...
2007-10-31 | en