Woodchipper Massacre
How much flesh would a Woodchipper chip, if a Woodchipper could chip flesh?
Genres
Overview
Jon, Tom, and Denise accidently kill their senile old Aunt while she's looking after them while their father is away on business. Not sure what to do, they decide to dispose of the body in the rented woodchipper in the backyard. But more trouble comes a-knocking when their cousin Kim, their Aunt's son, shows up unexpectedly.
Details
Budget
$400
Revenue
$0
Runtime
81 min
Release Date
1988-01-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
11
Vote Average
4.591
Jon McBride
Jon
Denice Edeal
Denise
Tom Casiello
Tom
Patricia McBride
Aunt Tess
Kim Bailey
Cousin Kim
Perren Page
Dad
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