Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You
Office Politics. Ritual Human Sacrifice. Cake.
Genres
Overview
A modern day witch has ninety minutes to satisfy an ancient curse by sacrificing her Tinder date or face a gruesome, painful death. Seems simple enough until her idiot co-workers show up to throw her a surprise birthday party. Now she must find a way to get rid them or face the possibility that everyone must die.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
89 min
Release Date
2019-10-23
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
7
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