Elfing Around
Santa Claus is going to kill you.
Genres
Overview
A feature film created with one man's voice, license-free music and stock photos. Cinema in its impurest form. In Joel Edmiston's Elfing Around, Santa Claus is out for revenge after his disgruntled elves send him to space. Jolly Old Saint Nick no more, he doesn't care who he pisses off on his journey to get home, get laid and get even.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
80 min
Release Date
2020-12-03
Status
Released
Original Language
English
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Joel Edmiston
Santa Claus/Various Characters
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