You're in the Navy Now
NEW Hilarious Adventures of the "U.S.S. Teakettle"
Genres
Overview
When Lt. John Harkness is assigned as the new skipper of a submarine chaser equipped with an experimental steam engine, he hopes that the U.S.S. Teakettle's veterans will afford him enough help to accomplish the ship's goals. Unfortunately, he finds the crew and its officers share his novice status or only have experience in diesel engines.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
93 min
Release Date
1951-02-23
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
9
Vote Average
4.4
Gary Cooper
Lt. John W. Harkness
Jane Greer
Ellie C. Harkness
Millard Mitchell
George Larrabee
Eddie Albert
Lt. Bill Barron
John McIntire
Cmdr. W. R. Reynolds
Ray Collins
Rear Adm. L. C. Tennant
Harry von Zell
Capt. 'Danny' Eliot
Jack Webb
Ens. Anthony 'Tony' Barbo
Richard Erdman
Ens. Chuck Dorrance
Harvey Lembeck
Norelli
Henry Slate
Chief Engineer Ryan
Ed Begley
Post Commander
Charles Bronson
Wascylewski
Jack Warden
Tommy Morse
George Nader
Crew Member
Lee Marvin
Radio Man
Herman Cantor
Naval Captain
Franklyn Farnum
Officer
Joel Fluellen
Officer's Club Waiter
Rory Mallinson
Lieutenant Commander
Biff McGuire
Sailor Messenger
John McGuire
Naval Commander
Norman McKay
Admiral's Aide
Bill McLean
Crew Member
Damian O'Flynn
Doctor
Elsa Peterson
Admiral's Wife
Fay Roope
Carrier Admiral
Charles Tannen
Houlihan
Bernard Kates
Tugboat Sailor
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7.1
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5.3
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7.1
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7.4
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6.4
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7.5
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6.0
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5.6
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7.9
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6.0
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6.2
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