Don't Touch the White Woman!
Genres
Overview
A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
108 min
Release Date
1974-01-23
Status
Released
Original Language
French
Vote Count
41
Vote Average
5.5
Marcello Mastroianni
George A. Custer
Catherine Deneuve
Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
Michel Piccoli
Buffalo Bill
Philippe Noiret
Gen. Terry
Ugo Tognazzi
Mitch
Paolo Villaggio
The CIA agent
Serge Reggiani
The Mad Indian
Alain Cuny
Sitting Bull
Marco Ferreri
The Reporter (uncredited)
Franco Fabrizi
Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
Franca Bettoia
Rayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)
Daniele Dublino
Government Official
Darry Cowl
Maj. Archibald
Monique Chaumette
Sister Lucie
Jacques Robiolles
Gianmarco Tognazzi
Figlio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna
Henri Piccoli
Sitting Bull's Father
Gianmarco Tognazzi
Figlio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna (uncredited)
Bertrand Tavernier
Un homme du pouvoir (uncredited)
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