

The Guru
When he talks, women listen.
Genres
Overview
Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America, the country where dreams are made. He is encouraged when his American-based close friend, Vijay Rao, comes for visit, and brags about driving a Mercedes and living in a penthouse.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$24128678
Runtime
91 min
Release Date
2002-08-21
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
236
Vote Average
5.319
Jimi Mistry
Ramu Gupta
Heather Graham
Sharonna
Marisa Tomei
Lexi
Michael McKean
Dwain
Dash Mihok
Rusty McGee
Emil Marwa
Vijay Rao
Christine Baranski
Chantal
Ronald Guttman
Edwin
Bobby Cannavale
Randy
Jason Harris
Josh's Assistant
Colleen Hawks
Wedding Dancer
Rahim Omar
Indian Prince
Malachy McCourt
Father Flanagan
Ajay Naidu
Sanjay
Anita Gillette
Mrs. McGee
Pat McNamara
Mr. McGee
Dwight Ewell
Peaches
Bina Sharif
Older Woman in Dance Class
Sakina Jaffrey
Young Woman in Dance Class
Margaret Hall
Mrs. Taylor
Rob Morrow
Josh Goldstein
Ismail Bashey
Various Characters (voice, uncredited)
Susham Bedi
Lady in Glasses in Dance Class
Anoop Puri
Mr. Janjher Gupta
Jeneva Talwar
Mira
Charles Singh
Amit (as Raahul Singh)
Tommy Crudup
Rude Lunch Patron
Damian Young
Hank the Cameraman
Philip Levy
Sound Man
Sarah Stanley
Ramrod Production Assistant
Tom McCarthy
Lars (as Thomas McCarthy)
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Rasphal the Cook
Ajay Mehta
Swami Bu
Rizwan Manji
Party Waiter
Carmen Dell'Orefice
Socialite
Georgia Creighton
Uptight Woman
Tina Sloan
Kitty
Dominic Fumusa
Waldo Hernandez
Rebecca Thomas
Subway Passenger
Steven Randazzo
Tony the Baker
Bill Massof
Professor Wank
Wayne Gurman
Guy in Bar
Sally Jessy Raphael
Sally Jessy Raphaël
John Holyoke
Sally Jessy Audience Member
Bex
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Robert R. Barry
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Nicole Barth
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Rob Besserer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Gwendolyn Bucci
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Dimitri Christy
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Barry Ford
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Richard Lear
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Susan Malick
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Joseph P. McDonnell
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Frank Moran
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Jeanna Schweppe
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Valda Setterfield
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Alec Timerman
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Kim Cea
Wedding Dancer
Frank Root
Wedding Dancer
Nicki Cochrane
Bombay Dance Class Dancer
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