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Umshini Wam (Bring Me My Machine Gun)

Umshini Wam (Bring Me My Machine Gun)

Bring me my machine gun

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ComedyDrama

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Big dreams, big blunts, big rims, and big guns. It's time to get gangsta gangsta. Ninja and Yo Landi are wheelchair-bound lovers and real gangstas. They live in the outskirts of civilization, they shoot guns for fun, smoke massive joints, and sleep in the woods. They don't have any bling to show for their gangsta cred, but the world deserves to know who they are. They're tramps, and their wheels are starting to fall off. Ninja become despondent over their vagabond existence, but Yo Landi won't let him give up. What ensues is straight up gangsta mayhem, the realist of the real, true gangsta shit.

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Budget

$--

Revenue

$--

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Runtime

15 mins

Rating

6.2/10

Release Date

15 March 2011

Country

United States of America

Cast

Yo-Landi Visser

Yo-Landi Visser

Yolandi Visser

Ninja

Ninja

Ninja

Clayton Bezuidenhout

Clayton Bezuidenhout

Rims Salesman

Hector Bezuidenhout

Hector Bezuidenhout

Wheelchair Salesman

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