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Billy Elliot

September 2000 •English

County Durham, England, 1984. The miners' strike has started and the police have started coming up from Bethnal Green, starting a class war with the lower classes suffering. Caught in the middle of the conflict is 11-year old Billy Elliot, who, after leaving his boxing club for the day, stumbles upon a ballet class and finds out that he's naturally talented. He practices with his teacher Mrs. Wilkinson for an upcoming audition in Newcastle-upon Tyne for the royal Ballet school in London.

Last American Horror Show

June 2018 •English

A trifecta of 80s throwback terror with mauling monsters, home invasions gone haywire and stomach-turning human sacrifice.

Jack Nightrider

August 2021 •English

IT'S THE YEAR 20XX, A NEW EVIL IS TAKING OVER THE CITY, AND LONE WOLF RENEGADE ACTION COP JACK NIGHTRIDER IS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN STOP IT.

Böhmermanns perfekte Weihnachten

December 2018 •German

Mailman

January 1996 •English

A mailman so obsessed with his job isolates himself from reality.

Vicious Fun

November 2021 •English

Joel, a caustic 1980s film critic for a national horror magazine, finds himself unwittingly trapped in a self-help group for serial killers. With no other choice, Joel attempts to blend in with his homicidal surroundings or risk becoming the next victim.

Loverboy

April 1989 •English

Randy Bodek works as a pizza delivery boy at Señor Pizza to make a few extra bucks. Some customers are special, though: When the order is for a pizza with extra anchovies, it means the female customers are looking for some loving. But, as Randy soon learns, life as a professional gigolo can get pretty complicated.

Videoman

August 2018 •Swedish

A VHS collector with a drinking problem finds a valuable movie that could save his terrible economical situation. The film disappears. He suspects it is stolen and starts a hunt after a perpetrator.

Lucas

March 1986 •English

A brilliant but socially inept 14-year-old experiences heartbreak for the first time when his two best friends – Cappie, an older-brother figure, and Maggie, the new girl with whom he is in love – fall for each other.

Camp Murder

December 2022 •English

In August of 1984, seven very stereotypical teenagers head up to their local summer camp. Little do they know, the movie is called Camp Murder. A loving throwback to cheap and cheesy slasher cinema of the late 70's and early 80's.

Space Mechanic

December 2019 •English

When a Warp Drive breaks on Captain Natasha Vigo's ship, her and the crew hire American Space Mechanic Del McGriff. Yet when McGriff begins to fix the drive he starts to uncover a truly sinister plot that could unravel the galaxy forever.

Hot Tub Time Machine

March 2010 •English

Four pals are stuck in a rut in adulthood: Adam has just been dumped, Lou is a hopeless party animal, Craig is a henpecked husband, and Jacob does nothing but play video games in his basement. But they get a chance to brighten their future by changing their past after a night of heavy drinking in a ski-resort hot tub results in their waking up in 1986.

Totally Awesome

November 2006 •English

Do you prefer to wax on or wax off? Preacher won't let you dance? Well then, put Baby in the corner and come on down, 'cause VH1 is bringing back more of the'80s you love in this feature-length film, Totally Awesome. The Gundersons have just moved across the country and the kids - Charlie, Lori, and Max - are trying their best to acclimate themselves into a new school and all kinds of dilemmas therein: the need to dance, the pitfalls of young love, the quest for popularity, scientific genius and of course the quirky but loveable Japanese gardener. Totally Awesome takes all your favorite '80s-flick mainstays and weaves them into the biggest and baddest plotline ever conceived. Tot say it is radical would be an understatement.

The Ring

April 2023 •English

When resident mean girls Stephanie and Amber steal their classmate Guyliner's ring, they soon find that the ring brings out the worst traits of whoever wears it. Stephanie and Amber get rid of the ring, but will their daughters be so lucky?

Secrets of a Wallaby Boy

February 2023 •English

When Tim becomes a courier for the app Wallaby, he reckons he can turn his life around: get fit, earn some money, and even get laid. He’s not accounted for his own haplessness, an antique teapot collection, and a sinister conspiracy.

Sullivan

April 2019 •English

An unlikely young man imagines himself as the greatest football player of all time, but in doing so, hides behind a false persona instead of being himself.

The Tiger Makes Out

August 1967 •English

During a typically disaster-filled day, Ben Harris, an angry and frustrated bachelor mailman living in a cluttered Greenwich Village basement, learns he has been paying rent to a woman who hasn't owned his building in 6 years. No longer able to endure the injustices of society, he decides to activate the ferocious tiger within himself by abducting a helpless female and dragging her back to his lair.

Shenanigans Nite Club: The Movie

December 2021 •English

Shenanigans Nite Club is a 75-minute movie that accompanies the Goose’s eponymous 2021 album. Written and directed by Will Thresher and starring all five members of Goose, SNC is the story of Mick Small and his best friend Rod on a quest to discover the truth of Mick’s father’s mysterious disappearance during a night that never ends.

The Troma System

January 1993 •English

A 30 minute infomercial that originally aired on Comedy Central in 1993. The idea was that by purchasing Troma Inc. movie products you could better yourself as a person.

Everything Is Terrible! The Movie

June 2009 •English

The fine folks at EIT have spent years digging thought thrift establishments, video caverns, and haunted houses throughtout the country in order to create the most mind-melting VHS mash-up imaginable. Literally thousands of hours of video gold have been chopped up into millions of pieces and gluded back together into an ever-multiplying bizarre path to allegorical self-enlightenment and surreal resurrection. Obviously!