Pa Says
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Overview
First Pa said Theodore was a lizzy-nizzy. He let that go, but when Pa said he was too sporty because he spent a nickel for a ticket for a voting contest for the fairest girl in town, Pa's daughter, of course, then Theodore decided to settle Pa. He played at being a lady. Then Pa said he might not be as young as he used to be, but Ma came along. So Pa said all on the sly, "Go to it, Theodore."
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Budget
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Runtime
12 min
Release Date
1913-07-21
Status
Released
Original Language
English
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Dorothy Gish
Dot
Edward Dillon
Teddy
Lionel Barrymore
Teddy's Rival
Dave Morris
Pa
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