

The Captain Hates the Sea
THE PERFECT CAST - THE PERFECT PICTURE
Genres
Overview
Alcoholic newspaperman Steve Bramley boards the San Capador for a restful cruise, hoping to quit drinking and begin writing a book. Also on board are Steve's friend Schulte, a private detective hoping to nab criminal Danny Checkett with a fortune in stolen bonds. Steve begins drinking, all the while observing the various stories of other passengers on board, several of whom turn out not to be who they seem to be.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
93 min
Release Date
1934-11-02
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
4
Vote Average
6.5
Victor McLaglen
Junius P. Schulte
Wynne Gibson
Mrs. Jeddock
Alison Skipworth
Mrs. Yolanda Magruder
John Gilbert
Steve Bramley
Helen Vinson
Janet Grayson
Fred Keating
Danny Checkett
Leon Errol
Layton
Walter Connolly
Captain Helquist
Tala Birell
Gerta Klangi
Walter Catlett
Joe Silvers
John Wray
Mr. Jeddock
Claude Gillingwater
Judge Griswold
Emily Fitzroy
Mrs. Victoria Griswold
Donald Meek
Josephus Bushmills
Luis Alberni
Juan Gilboa
Akim Tamiroff
General Salazaro
Arthur Treacher
Major Warringforth
Inez Courtney
Flo
Curly Howard
Drummer
Moe Howard
Saxophonist & Violinist
Larry Fine
Pianist
G. Pat Collins
Donlin
Robert Allen
Undetermined Secondary Role (uncredited)
Ethel Bryant
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